Observations by Captain Obvious

Sweet little snow-dusted bunnies--

If you were in the market for an RV (and don't lie--you totally are) and someone recommended Tom's RVs to you, you'd go there, right? It sounds like a good place. Tom sounds like a nice guy. Everything sounds reasonable about that. But would you go to Raper's RVs? Right. That's what I thought.

So please tell me, if you're in the RV business, and your first name is Tom and your last name is Raper, why wouldn't you just stick with Tom's RVs????

Go ahead. Dial 1-800-RAPER. I guarantee Chris Hansen will be at your door faster than you can say, "But she said she was 16!"

And then I saw this. At the drive-thru. Of a Long Dong Silver's. WHERE THEY SERVE FISH:

Not to sound too judgmental, but if you've got fish and seafood allergy and you're too stupid to avoid the Long Dong Silver's, then you deserve whatever reaction you get. 

What can I say? The lure of the Long Dong is apparently tough to resist...