Which is the correct way to announce to someone that you ever so enjoyed seeing pictures of her and her new husband:
Earlene, I'm so pleased that you decided to share all the nudie pics of you and Cletus from your honeymoon on Facebook.
OR
Earlene, I'm so pleased that you decided to share all the nudie pics of you and Cletus from your honeymoon on the Facebook.
Also, when you've been scratching your balls and the itch just won't go away, do you search "itchy balls" on Google or the Google?
I'm asking because I say "the." A lot. I post naked pics on the Facebook and search "fried chicken and sweet tea diet" on the Google. I furnish my house with exclusive goods from the Wal-Mart and enjoy fine breakfasts from the IHOP.
You can imagine my happiness when I walked in to the Goodwill the other day and saw this handwritten sign on a whiteboard at the entrance:
So what do you sweet bleaders say?
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