Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Oh, To Be A Jew This Christmas!

Sweet Jews and Gentiles!

So there I was. At the Target. Christmas stuff as far as the eye could see. Except for this here lovely Hanukkah setup:



And I overheard two young, uh, ladies having the following conversation:

Young Lovely 1: Oooooh! Look at these notepads!

Young Lovely 2: And these plates! I love the blue!

Young Lovely 1, curiously stroking the menorah you see there on the top shelf: And check out this candle! Soooooo cool!

Young Lovely 2: Yeah, it's a Jewish candle or something.

Young Lovely 1: Makes me wish I were Jewish. I would SO be buying this stuff. If I were Jewish, I would buy everything here. It's all so cute!

And then, before I could get my free-with-contract phone out to take a picture (and, believe me, what a sight they were), it was too late. Like a couple of Gentile unicorns, they were off to spread fairy dust in the housewares section.

Next time, kittens.


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