Saturday, November 26, 2011

Back in Business

Sweet bleaders--

Remember how I told you that I was going to give Lucy Goosey a break from blogging, but after that I was going to beat her little ass into submission so that she would start posting regularly again? Well, I did, so we're back. Don't believe me? Here's a pic of me teaching her a lesson (WARNING: GRAPHIC):


Just so you know, in case that looks like a tummy rub, it's not. It's a Michael Vick-style smackdown. Little girl knows that if she gets out of line and doesn't get her furry little ass busy on some blog updates, THAT IS IT! I run a tight ship, people.

Look at the fear here, dear:


"No, mommy! Please! Don't beat me again!"

And what about this? Trying to look all chilled out, as if she doesn't live in bone-chilling fear every minute, typing furiously, trying like hell to publish another blog post, lest she be getting the back of my hand for dinner:


Just look at the fear in those eyes.

And for those of you who've asked, Lucy is a little "cocktail dog": a Cavachon. A little of this and a little of that. Specifically, her daddy was a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel...
...and her mommy was a Bichon Frisee...
And what do you get when you combine a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel and a Bichon Frisee? All together now, class: A Cavachon Goose!

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