Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Politicians: Always Good For A Laugh

Voters--

Don't forget to head out to the polls today!

"UPS and FedEx are doing just fine, right? It's the Post Office that's always having problems." --Barack Obama, attempting to make the case for government-run healthcare

"You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent...I'm not joking." --Joe Biden

"As for that VP talk all the time, I'll tell you, I still can't answer that question until somebody answers for me what it is exactly that the VP does every day." --Sarah Palin, July 2008

"I'm the commander--see, I don't need to explain--I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president." --George W. Bush

"It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is." --Bill Clinton, providing grand jury testimony

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