Sunday, November 27, 2011

Oh, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups...

How you tempt me!

I guess it's not enough anymore that Reese's makes the absolute best ice cream in the world:
This stuff is about as safe in my house as a little boy in a Penn State shower or Neverland Ranch.

Reese's also makes these delightful little disks of ice cream deliciousness:

Jesus. I need a cigarette just looking at that picture.

AND! Look what I happened upon when I was at the CVS the other day:
Look closely, kids...there's A POUND of goddamn chocolate and peanut butter in there...
Perfect for all your holiday engagements! Show up with these and slice them like a friggen pie.

In addition to offering chocolate/peanut butter deliciousness, the good folks at Reese's also have a sense of humor:
Are they mini? Or are they king size? When I get a fat ass from gobbling these things, do I get to sue the Reese's folks, saying (a la Jerry Seinfeld and his "But it's a Junior Mint!" line), "But they were mini Reese's!"???

Who's hungry?

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