Thanks for Sticking With Me

My dear little darlings,

I know posting hasn't been what it once was here lately. Maybe if Lucy would get off her lazy little ass and start typing...

I swear. I pay all this money for an attack dog, and this is what I get. Ol' girl who sold me Lucy said, "Oh, yes, yes. Not only is she a fierce little motherfucker who'll rip the balls off of anyone stupid enough to try to mess with you, but she's also an excellent cook, hostess, and blogger."

Yeah, right, lady. While Lucy is indeed a ferocious little beast (thank God--I live in a very dangerous neighborhood), she has yet to do so much as meet me at the door with a goddamn cocktail at the end of the day, much less host a friggen party. Damn! But ol' girl was right about the blog...Lucy has kept it going up until this week pretty well.

So I've decided to take it easy on her until after Thanksgiving. Give her a little break, you know. Then, I told her furry little ass, next week. Next week, I said, those blog posts better start showing up on the regular, or IT IS YOUR ASS, little dog!!!