Remarkable Weekend

Tender little gossamer-winged butterflies--

How was your weekend? Mine turned out to be quite the weekend for people-watching. Remarkable, even. See below for my, uh, remarks.

My first stop this weekend was an estate sale. Diggin' through Dead Granny's crap? Must be Saturday! One thing that gets me, though? I cannot believe that these estate companies actually sell the pantry items that Granny left behind. Check it out--ol' boy is checking the expiration date on the spices. Vom:

And then I encountered this hot bitch. Feast your eyes, kittens. What do you wear on a Saturday? Workout pants? A ponytail? Amateurs. Ol' girl is bringin' it in a MUTHAFUCKIN CAPE!!

Then I treated myself to lunch at a place I'm embarrassed to admit I LOVE: The Long John Silver's. Have you ever had those crunchy little bits of fried crack cocaine? OMG. But this weekend, I stopped in for a big, thick piece of juicy and delicious COD.

And I sure found a big, thick piece, alright--check out the sunglasses AND reading glasses look. Slow down, ladies...no pushing:

And can we all agree that it's a special breed of, uh, lady who will walk out of the house with something very important emblazoned across her ass? Here's a cool, hip mom, out with her kid, setting standards in class, elegance, and refined restraint:

And then I was robbed, you guys! Robbed by an adorable little gaggle of fuckery with an irresistible handmade sign. FOUR DOLLARS for Girl Scout cookies, now, kids.

It wasn't just people who were remarkable this weekend, young fawns. Doggie-watching also proved to be a fun way to pass the time.

Check out this little service dog--isn't he adorable? Seems like service dogs are always Labs (an adorable breed, of course, but still). This little dog is so cute that you just know he has to be totally useless, but there he was, bustin' his adorable little ass:

Here's one for ya. He lives in my neighborhood. He broke his back and had to have surgery--yeah, you read that right--so his mama has to walk him using this towel as a sling. You can't make this stuff up, kids. Brokeback Doggy HAR!

And Lucille--the most watch-able of all dogs in my cracked-out, Crazy Dog Lady mind--kept me safe here at the house from all the crazy birds and shit-talkin' squirrels outside the window:

Hope y'all got plenty of rest...

...and that your weekends were remarkable, as well!