What Up, Dog?

Today my buddy Alan and I were exchanging emails, and the subject of my dear little Lucy came up. Lucy LOVES Alan. And Alan today declared that Lucy could be an ambassador for all canines.

But then the day was over and I came home. To this:

LUCYFER! Look at that face, kids--she is mocking me! She's enjoying this shit! "Cheeeeeese!" she says, as I snap the fucking picture.

I was going to take the trash out this morning and I just plain forgot. Left it by the door, so I really have myself to blame in all this.

So I cleaned everything up and headed upstairs to change and shower. Then I found this:

Lucy NEVER has accidents. Is she, uh, pissed at me?

I also noticed that her water bowl was completely empty, which is also never the case. Did she drink all that water after eating crap from the trash and then have to piss because she had so much water?

Anyway. How was YOUR day?