Stylish kittens--
Do you give an eff about clothes or fashion? Most women seem to think it matters, and then a funny thing happens: they start thinking that what they think matters to everyone else.
News flash, bitches: it doesn't. Ain't nobody give a damn.
Still, they go on. One fashion "sin" that seems to get a lot of attention is VPL: Visible Panty Lines.
Here's what one proclaimer has to say:
VPL has been a fashion faux pas since time immemorial, unlike what people sporting it might think. VPL generally happens if the bottoms are too tight or the panty is of a size smaller than required or both. Smaller size panties do not make your ass look tighter. It wounds up making you a subject of laughter behind your back.
"Since time immemorial"? Nice, real nice. Way to keep perspective, bitch.
And another:
For many fashionistas, VPL scores at the top of the worst fashion blunders. To avoid this fashion calamity, opt for seamless nude underwear or thongs.
Yeah. A thong. That'll fix things. In addition to being nasty conduits to infection, the panty lines they create say, "Form a line, boys. No pushing."
The problem with all the clothes above isn't the panties--it's the clothes.
It's like this: I don't wear big ol' granny panties and I don't wear skank-tight clothes. BUT. If I happen to bend over or the wind blows or you catch me at the right angle, there's a chance you may see a VPL. And there's a reason: I'm wearing panties, dick! Don't like it? Quit lookin' at my ass!
Who loves ya, male bleaders?
(As you may have guessed, these are just some of the outtakes from my recent moonlighting gig...try not to judge too harshly.)
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