Before I go off on a rant, let me offer a couple of disclaimers. 1. I am not a Catholic. I am a fried-chicken-eating Baptist: I can be counted on to bring enough food to feed an army to a funeral and I will pretend I don't know you in the liquor store. STREET CRED! 2. I have absolutely zero training in public relations.
That said, something tells me that the Catholic church needs to change its stance on the mockery it endures at the totally unoriginal hands of popular music "artists."
The latest offender: some skank who calls herself Nicki Minaj:
Her Grammy performance last week included a Versace nun's habit (AHAHAHAHAAA!!!), a "Pope" escort, levitations, confessions, and sex. Lots and lots of sex.
The Catholic League is pissed:
"Perhaps the most vulgar part was the sexual statement that showed a scantily clad female dancer stretching backwards while an altar boy knelt between her legs in prayer," Catholic League President Bill Donohue wrote.
I say it's about time the Catholic Church throws a hard side-eye at these no-talent skanks and does the meanest thing they can do: ignore them. An attention whore thrives on attention--stop feeding the beast.
Or, failing that, send them flowers and a thank you note.
Dear Ms. Minaj--
We here at the Catholic church wish to extend our gratitude for your recent Grammy performance. We hadn't had a public refreshing for a while!
It seems like just yesterday that Lady Gaga wore a slutty nun's habit that you totally copied at the Grammy's, you unoriginal trollop.
And Lady Gaga's nun's habit had nothing on Madonna's crucifixion on a...wait for it...disco ball cross.
Bottom line: THANKS! If you hadn't come out looking and acting like the cheap trick you did, who knows how boring we'd become? Kids would stop rebelling against us, adults would stop being angry at us, and liberal media would have no one to be pissed at. Pfft. We may as well be Protestant.
Thanks for reminding us that, after all these years, mocking the Catholic church is still the go-to stunt for attention whores.
See you at Mass, heathen. We'll save you a seat next to Madonna, skank.
Hearts and kisses!
Benny Sixteen
Monday's a holiday, so I'm out. See you young lovelies back here on Tuesday!
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