Happy VD! Follow these quick and easy tips so you have someone to hump!
GUYS. "Do not wait so late to buy a card that the only ones left are in Spanish," advises my dear friend Linda, cutting her husband Jorge a hard side-eye. Jorge is quick to retort, however--"To be fair, you were a Spanish major..."
Also--keep in mind that a see-through negligee is NOT a gift for her. Be honest here, boys.
LADIES. Please, for the love of God, do NOT give one of these stupid, fake "gift certificates." Either do it or don't, but this is just cruel:
DO give a gift from the heart, like this here love letter. Overlook the fact that this is a sad commentary on the state of our education system long enough to realize that we should all be so lucky as to have someone so infatuated with us that they almost write our names on a spelling test :
Have a great VD, y'all! Here's hoping there's a sweet face on the pillow next to you:
Shamon.
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