Adventures in Secondhand Stores

So I went the the cutest little fabric store on Saturday, and there was a little secondhand shop next door. You know I had to go in and poke around, and--lo and behold--wisdom awaited:

In case you're blind as a mole and can't read this--right below the part that says, "ALL PISS-STAINED MATTRESSES HALF OFF!" and "SHIT YOU DON'T NEED--ALL ON SALE!"--it says:

"The thing about quotes on the internet is you can't confirm their validity."--Abraham Lincoln.

I think I just found my new signature block quotation.

And check out this next one. Sometimes there are no words.

Purrfect Murder. Aha. Ahaha. AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

It says, "The New York Times Bestselling Series" at the top! And did you see the authors' names? By Rita Mae Brown and (sweet Jesus, I'm laughing so hard right now I can barely type) Sneaky Pie Brown. SNEAKY PIE! That sounds like a game mommy and daddy play when they're able to get a sitter on a Friday night and have a little adult swim time. It's Sneaky Pie time! Oooh! And Sneaky Pie Brown??? Well, sir, that's just something different altogether...!