License Plate Laureate

A vanity plate--no matter the inscription it bears--is usually a sufficient piece of evidence to convince the rest of the world that the car is being driven by an idiot. Witness this here Toyota 4-Runner:

Oh, really? You're a star? How nice for you.

Or maybe your name is Star. Your parents must've really hated you. How lovely.

Or maybe you're a general in the military and you pinned on your first star in 2008, so it's good you have this license plate because God knows if there's one thing generals need, it's further acknowledgement of their military rank by the rest of us low-lifes.

And don't you just love how there's not only the word "star," but there's also an actual star! OMG you guyz! That is, like, soooo smart and funny and clever and awesome!!!

But some idiots aren't content to let just their license plates do the talking--they want to confirm their stupidity to the world by further adorning their cars with all-too-convincing proof. Why, just take a look at this here parking sticker situated in the rear window of our esteemed 4-Runner:

Ah, NoVA. The ol' Northern Virginia Community College. NoVA: Where the "N" is for "Knowledge." And look: enrolled in Fall 2008! I see what you did there, STAR08! You're such a stupid motherfucker clever guy!