My bells could use a jingle. My holly is wilted. My sugarplum is getting cold.
Remember that hottie I hooked up with a while back? Sexy, handsome, hot ride, and...very elusive.
Well, he called. Finally. Told me to meet him under the mistletoe. Naked. And then he stood me up! I know it was silly to get my hopes up, but still.
Anyway, to put a little holiday cheer back in my life, here's a little something I always enjoy this time of year...hope you enjoy it, too.
And, just to keep the score even and because it's Hannukah, here's a little something for my Jewish bleadership:
And, if you happen to see my next ex-husband zooming along on his scooter, would you please be a dear and tell him that I'm getting cold here under the mistletoe with nothing but this Santa hat to keep me warm?
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