Monday, December 12, 2011

Viewing problems

My tiny, delicate snowflakes--

Have you found yourself curled up under a snuggly blanket by the crackling fire, sipping hot cocoa with marshmallows as Bing Crosby croons in the background, the dog snuggled up on your cozy feet? Have you thought to yourself that this would be a good time to enjoy a movie or read a book or masturbate in peace? Have you replaced that thought with the decision to check your email for your daily dose of Sweet Tea, Please only to be disappointed because--fuckshitgoddamnitsonofabitch!!--the embedded video or picture won't work?

Sorry about that. After one of you called me up, crying like a little girl because your "Family Guy" video didn't magically appear, I learned that, Apparently, if you get Sweet Tea by email (as opposed to going directly to the blog itself) the embedded pictures and videos may not work correctly. If that's the case, then just go directly to the blog to view/watch everything that I put out there to entertain your ass. Then you can say to yourself, "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. She thinks this is funny? Yeah, about as funny as a kitten with cancer. Ol' girl needs to try harder."

Also: If you do not receive Sweet Tea in your inbox when there's a new post and you would like to, just let me know and I'll add you to the list. And if you DO receive it and you DON'T want to *cough*fuckyou*cough*, just let me know and I'll remove you.

Thank you, and please return to your regularly scheduled day.

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