Thursday, January 12, 2012

A Cornucopia of Douchebaggery

Tender little dew drops--

I've called out a lot of folks for their vanity plates on this here crappy little blog, so maybe I should clear a couple of things up.

THING #1: I don't think that having a vanity plate automatically makes you a douchebag. Some vanity plates are sweetly sentimental, some are remarkably witty, and some are downright funny.

Someday, I may do a post on un-douchey vanity plates.

THING #2: Today is not that day.

Today we examine the douche who isn't content to just drive a particular vehicle. No, no, no...today's douche has to reiterate his vehicle via his license plate.

Jesus, take the wheel.

























That last one's license plate says 1984 4X4. I followed it into a PetSmart parking lot for this pic (yeah, I know, I'll get mine). Ol' boy was dropping off ol' girl, who got out of the truck and headed in to the store with a cat. Guess that explains why it says "Fluffy" in the back window...


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