A Little Sump'n for the Boys

Precious be-testicled bleaders--

I hear you. I hear you loud and clear. You're sick of this "next ex-husband" shit. You're ready for me to bring on the ladaaaaayyyyyys! Your Sweet Tea aims to please...

For those of you gentlemen who like a nice, sweet girl--one who wears flowery muumuus dresses, here you go:

Or for those of who who are into girls who love flowers AND cute accessories--hats! yay!--check out this young lovely:

It really is the accessories that make the entire outfit, you know:

And not all of you like a girl in flowers. Some of you like it ruff--in ruffles, that is:

And some of you really do like it ROUGH:

And some of you pervs enjoy the excitement of...whatever:

For those who prefer the finer things in life, I present to you these two women. In fur coats. At a flea market:

And for those of you who are just over calling your woman "honey," "baby," or "sweetie," and you'd really prefer to give her a sweet little nickname such as "Magnum," here's the...uh..."girl" for you:

And, because I'm nothing if not generous, here you go, man:

Hey, buddy. Sorry to disturb you, but your wife called. She said to stop licking the screen.

(All photos--before the last, duh--came from the DC Big Flea this past weekend, with the exception of Magnum, which came from here. And that's courtesy of my dear friend Lacey. I would post a picture of her, but you'd just start licking the screen again, so...)